The Crooked House

The Crooked House
The Crooked House (April 2023)
Location in Staffordshire
Former names	Glynne Arms
General information
Type	Pub
Address	Coppice Mill, Himley, Staffordshire, DY3 4DA
Coordinates	52°30′54″N 2°09′09″W / 52.5151°N 2.1524°W / 52.5151; -2.1524
Completed	1765
Opened	c. 1830 (as pub)
Closed	2023
Demolished	7 August 2023

The Crooked House was a pub in South Staffordshire, England. Its name and distinctive appearance were the result of 19th-century mining subsidence which caused one side of the building to be approximately 4 feet (1.2 m) lower than the other. It was known as "Britain's wonkiest pub", and optical illusions inside the building made objects appear to roll uphill.

Located in Himley in England's Black Country, the building was originally an 18th-century millhouse before it was converted into a pub in the 1830s. In July 2023, the pub closed and was sold to a quarrying and landfill business adjacent to the pub. The following month, the building was gutted in a fire and the new owners demolished it against the council's instructions. Criminal charges of arson with intent to endanger life have been brought against multiple people, and the landowner has been issued with an enforcement notice which requires them to reconstruct the building.

The building's leaning walls gave rise to optical illusions, as with a gravity hill. These included objects seemingly rolling uphill along the pub's dado rails and bottles appearing to roll upwards along tables.^[1][2] Furniture and fixtures appeared not to hang plumb, including the grandfather clock (which was mounted on a tapered plinth)^[3] and the chandelier.^[4] In the 1970s, the landlord claimed that the novelty of the pub brought visitors from as far afield as China, Russia, Japan, the United States, and Canada.^[4]

Built in 1765, the building was originally a corn mill^[5] – Coppice Mill – on Oak Farm on the Glynne estate in Himley, Staffordshire.^[a][8][9] The building was turned into a pub in c. 1830 and was originally named the Glynne Arms.^[10][11] Around this time, coal mines were established in the Black Country, and the Earl of Dudley owned the substantial Himley colliery in the area surrounding the pub.^[12][6]

In the 1850s the building began gradually sinking until one end of the building was 4 feet (1.2 m) lower than the other,^[5][13] leaning at an angle of 15 degrees.^[14] The subsidence is often attributed to mining near the building,^[15][1] although it is likely that the mill race had caused softening of the surrounding ground.^[5] The subsidence led the pub to become known locally as the "Siden House" ("siden" meaning "crooked" in the Black Country dialect).^[16] In 2002 the pub was officially renamed the Crooked House,^[11] which had been its long-standing colloquial name.^[17][18]

Although strengthened by buttresses by 1904,^[11][19] the building was condemned as unsafe in the 1940s and was scheduled for demolition.^[b][11] Wolverhampton and Dudley Breweries purchased the pub and in 1957 made the structure safe using steel tie rods and strengthening the buttresses,^[1][20] investing £10,000 (approximately £300,000 in 2023) in doing so.^[11]

In 1986 the pub was damaged by a fire which affected the first floor and the roof. The following year the brewery spent £360,000 (approximately £1,000,000 in 2023) on renovations.^[11]

The building, known as "Britain's wonkiest pub",^[1] was put up for sale for £675,000 in March 2023 as a going concern.^[21][22][23] On 25 June, it was the subject of a burglary causing over £10,000 worth of damage to the bar, kitchen, and toilet areas.^[24][25]

In July, Historic England received a request to grant the building listed status.^[26] The Georgian Group also began to examine the suitability of the site for listed status.^[27]

The sale of the pub was completed on 27 July for an undisclosed price.^[23][28] It was reported that it had been sold "for alternative use" and was unlikely to reopen as a pub.^[29] The buyer was later shown to be ATE Farms Ltd, a property firm with the same registered address in Bedworth, Warwickshire, as the quarrying business adjacent to the pub as well as an equipment rental firm named AT Contracting and Plant Hire.^[28][30][31]

On the evening of 5 August 2023, a fire gutted the pub's interior and destroyed part of the structure including the roof.^[32][20] No people were reported injured in the fire.^[33][34]

Crews from Staffordshire Fire and Rescue Service and the West Midlands Fire Service attended the fire after first receiving an emergency call at 21:58 BST.^[32][35][36] Access to the premises was hindered by an 8-foot (2.4 m) mound of earth blocking the only lane leading to the building, so approximately 1,000 metres (3,300 ft) of hose were used to pump water to the fire.^[2][37] Staffordshire Fire and Rescue Service and Staffordshire Police launched a joint investigation to ascertain the cause of the fire.^[33][2] South Staffordshire Council (SSC) visited the site after the fire, and discussed a plan of works with a representative of the landowner.^[23] The agreed programme included removing parts of the first floor of the pub's front elevation, to remove the risk of weakened parts of the structure falling, but council officers did not deem it necessary to have the whole structure demolished.^[38]

A police cordon was in place on the morning of 7 August while investigations were undertaken, but officers were stood down because of concerns that the building was structurally unsafe.^[37] The site was subsequently overseen by the landowner.^[23] That day, the building was demolished with an excavator hired by AT Contracting and Plant Hire.^[31][39] The plant hire company that supplied the excavator stated it had been on dry hire to an existing customer and that the supplier had no connection to nor foreknowledge of the pub's demolition.^[40]

Roger Lees, the leader of South Staffordshire Council, described the demolition as "completely unacceptable and contrary to instructions provided by [council] officers", and stated that the case had been passed to the council planning enforcement department to see if the demolition was lawful under the Town and Country Planning Act and the Building Act.^[23] Breaches of legislation during the demolition were referred to the Health and Safety Executive.^[39] Andy Street, the Mayor of the West Midlands called for the pub to be rebuilt "brick by brick" and urged SSC to block any attempted change of use.^[41] Dudley North MP Marco Longhi said he was "completely devastated and angry at what had taken place".^[42]

On 9 August, Staffordshire Police announced that while investigations with the fire service were still ongoing to identify the cause of the fire, they were treating the circumstances as arson.^[43] On 16 August, it was revealed that AT Contracting and Plant Hire had experienced a previous major fire in August 2018 at their landfill site in Finmere, Buckinghamshire. The cause was never established.^[31]

Members of the public formed the "Save the Crooked House (Let's Get It Re-Built)" group to campaign for the pub's rebuilding.^[44] After a spate of bricks being taken from the site and sold on social media, the group had the remaining reclaimed bricks locked in secure storage.^[45] Rebuild campaigners appealed for information to locate the pub's grandfather clock which they believe was removed from the pub before its demolition.^[3]

Between August and October, Staffordshire Police arrested and bailed six people on charges including suspicion of arson with intent to endanger life.^[46]

In February 2024 South Staffordshire Council issued an enforcement notice on the landowner requiring them to reinstate the building as it was before demolition. The works are required to make use of bricks reclaimed from the site, using photographs to ensure the same bond. The landowners are required to complete the reconstruction within three years.^[47] ATE Farms Ltd lodged an appeal against the order,^[48] proposing to rebuild the pub on an alternative site nearby as the former location would "not provide a sustainable community facility".^[49] Campaigners opposed the proposed relocation.^[50]

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• "The Crooked House". The Crooked House. Archived from the original on 10 August 2023. Retrieved 25 August 2023.
• BBC Archive clip – First Broadcast on Nationwide on 3 September 1974
• Media related to The Crooked House at Wikimedia Commons